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| Joke
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Date: Aug, 12, 2011 |
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| Stranded |
One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for
over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,
it's certainly not a ship. And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule
out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on
the left sleeve or her wetsuit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.
He took one, lit it, and took a long drag.
"Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost
forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish
whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to
her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink.
"Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long
front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and
asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,
"Sweet Jesus!" "Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too".
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| Past
Jokes |
| DATE |
TITLE |
| Jan, 30, 2001 | Golf Anyone!? |
| Jan, 01, 2009 | FOOTBALL FARTS |
| Jan, 06, 2009 | little Johnny |
| Jan, 15, 2009 | Newfie Humor |
| Feb, 02, 2009 | The best beer drinking story ever |
| Feb, 12, 2009 | NEVER SAY TO A COP |
| Feb, 28, 2009 | The forest for the trees |
| Mar, 10, 2009 | Bless me Father |
| Mar, 15, 2009 | Church |
| Apr, 12, 2009 | Happy Easter |
| Apr, 26, 2009 | Gone Fishing |
| May, 04, 2009 | Poor Husband |
| May, 14, 2009 | Horse race ? |
| May, 19, 2009 | Circle Flies |
| May, 27, 2009 | The Lawyer and the Blond |
| Jun, 13, 2009 | Seagull's Final Resting Place |
| Jun, 27, 2009 | Job Applicants |
| Jul, 08, 2009 | Worker's Safety: Accident report |
| Jul, 12, 2009 | Woman in fishing boat |
| Jul, 21, 2009 | Dealing with a lawyer |
| Jul, 29, 2009 | Redneck 911 Call |
| Jul, 30, 2009 | Life is not fair - get used to it! |
| Aug, 03, 2009 | Marriage |
| Aug, 09, 2009 | elderly gentlemen |
| Aug, 12, 2009 | good one |
| Aug, 17, 2009 | Teenage Nightmare |
| Aug, 31, 2009 | Blond Football |
| Sep, 06, 2009 | Back to school |
| Sep, 17, 2009 | a fishing story |
| Sep, 17, 2009 | Biker Bar |
| Sep, 23, 2009 | The Drunk |
| Oct, 06, 2009 | The curse |
| Oct, 06, 2009 | Justice (a true story) |
| Oct, 28, 2009 | HALLOWEEN PARTY |
| Nov, 10, 2009 | Did you ever stop and wonder... |
| Nov, 21, 2009 | The Bunny and The Snake |
| Nov, 24, 2009 | smart people |
| Nov, 29, 2009 | A flight to St. Johns |
| Dec, 01, 2009 | LITTLE JOHNNY |
| Dec, 01, 2009 | Think fast |
| Jan, 08, 2010 | Italian Bread |
| Jan, 19, 2010 | Fishing Story |
| Jan, 21, 2010 | Cemetery plot |
| Feb, 04, 2010 | BUT THE FISHING WAS GREAT |
| Mar, 06, 2010 | Alberta health care |
| Mar, 17, 2010 | Another St.Paddys Day |
| Mar, 22, 2010 | BROKEBACK MOOSE CAMP |
| Apr, 23, 2010 | Funeral |
| Apr, 30, 2010 | Little Daviv |
| Jun, 28, 2010 | Dr Dave |
| Aug, 15, 2010 | Two Garbage Bags |
| Aug, 29, 2010 | Farm Boy |
| Aug, 01, 2011 | For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously |
| Aug, 01, 2011 | Origin of Chapstick |
| Aug, 01, 2011 | A Night Out On ST.Paddys Day |
| Aug, 04, 2011 | Moments of Zen |
| Aug, 05, 2011 | THE BEST DRUNK STORY EVER |
| Aug, 06, 2011 | The Doctors Office |
| Aug, 12, 2011 | excellent composure under fire |
| Aug, 12, 2011 | IN HONOR OF ST.PADDYS DAY |
| Aug, 12, 2011 | Stranded |
| Aug, 12, 2011 | Ya Gotta LOVE the Irish |
| Aug, 12, 2011 | My lIving Will |
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