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| Joke
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Date: Mar, 26, 2010 |
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| THE BEST DRUNK STORY EVER |
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
I went by your grandma's house today and
I saw her in the hallway buck-naked
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
'I'll tell you something else, boy,
your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says
'Grandpa;.......... Go home
You're drunk..'
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| Past
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| DATE |
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| Jan, 30, 2001 | Golf Anyone!? |
| Jul, 08, 2003 | Worker's Safety: Accident report |
| Aug, 17, 2003 | Teenage Nightmare |
| Sep, 17, 2003 | Biker Bar |
| Oct, 06, 2003 | Justice (a true story) |
| Nov, 24, 2003 | smart people |
| Dec, 01, 2003 | LITTLE JOHNNY |
| Jan, 01, 2004 | FOOTBALL FARTS |
| Jan, 15, 2004 | Newfie Humor |
| Feb, 02, 2004 | The best beer drinking story ever |
| Feb, 12, 2004 | NEVER SAY TO A COP |
| Mar, 10, 2004 | Bless me Father |
| Apr, 12, 2004 | Happy Easter |
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| Jul, 21, 2004 | Dealing with a lawyer |
| Jul, 30, 2004 | Life is not fair - get used to it! |
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| Sep, 23, 2004 | The Drunk |
| Oct, 06, 2004 | The curse |
| Oct, 28, 2004 | HALLOWEEN PARTY |
| Nov, 16, 2004 | Moments of Zen |
| Dec, 01, 2004 | Think fast |
| Jan, 06, 2005 | little Johnny |
| Jan, 21, 2005 | For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously |
| Feb, 28, 2005 | The forest for the trees |
| Mar, 15, 2005 | Church |
| Apr, 26, 2005 | Gone Fishing |
| May, 04, 2005 | Poor Husband |
| May, 19, 2005 | Circle Flies |
| May, 27, 2005 | The Lawyer and the Blond |
| Jun, 13, 2005 | Seagull's Final Resting Place |
| Jun, 27, 2005 | Job Applicants |
| Jul, 12, 2005 | Woman in fishing boat |
| Jul, 29, 2005 | Redneck 911 Call |
| Aug, 03, 2005 | Marriage |
| Aug, 12, 2005 | good one |
| Aug, 31, 2005 | Blond Football |
| Sep, 06, 2005 | Back to school |
| Nov, 10, 2005 | Did you ever stop and wonder... |
| Nov, 21, 2005 | The Bunny and The Snake |
| Nov, 29, 2005 | A flight to St. Johns |
| Dec, 12, 2005 | Little Known Christmas Fact |
| Jan, 19, 2006 | Fishing Story |
| Mar, 06, 2006 | Alberta health care |
| Apr, 10, 2006 | Stranded |
| Jun, 28, 2006 | Dr Dave |
| Sep, 15, 2006 | Origin of Chapstick |
| Sep, 27, 2006 | excellent composure under fire |
| Oct, 18, 2006 | Halloween Groaner |
| Dec, 18, 2006 | T'was the night before Christmas |
| Jan, 08, 2007 | Italian Bread |
| Mar, 22, 2007 | BROKEBACK MOOSE CAMP |
| Apr, 30, 2007 | Little Daviv |
| Aug, 15, 2007 | Two Garbage Bags |
| Aug, 29, 2007 | Farm Boy |
| Nov, 27, 2007 | This Year's First Christmas Joke |
| Jan, 21, 2008 | Cemetery plot |
| Feb, 04, 2009 | BUT THE FISHING WAS GREAT |
| Apr, 23, 2009 | Funeral |
| Jun, 09, 2009 | test |
| Mar, 17, 2010 | IN HONOR OF ST.PADDYS DAY |
| Mar, 17, 2010 | Another St.Paddys Day |
| Mar, 17, 2010 | A Night Out On ST.Paddys Day |
| Mar, 26, 2010 | THE BEST DRUNK STORY EVER |
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